Thursday, March 27, 2008

No More Hippies In The NFL

Well it looks like the NFL is not allowing hippies anymore. After the Steelers vs Chiefs game where Troy Polamalu got his hair pulled when being tackled by Kansas City's Larry Johnson, the Kansas City proposed a rule that long hair should no longer be allowed in games. I have to agree. Who wants to watch a bunch of dudes running around pulling each others hair? If I wanna see some hair pulling, I would rather see each teams' cheerleaders in a oil wrestling match against each other.

I do agree with the Chiefs on this one. Long hair does not belong on the field. You are at risk for getting it yanked out. And honestly if you have long hair, don't go crying that you got it pulled. Big fucking babies. In fact, I think the NFL should penalize people with long hair by making them wear pink jerseys. Here is one for you Troy.


















Source: Yahoo Sports

2 comments:

Eric Roth said...

I'll have to agree with this one. If you have long hair, you are going to get scalped one day.

Sports Assassin said...

It's all fake anyway, might as well put them all in the WWE.