Inexcusable

After watching the hit Willis McGahee took from Ryan Clark in the closing minutes of the AFC Championship game, I couldn't help but think about those rules that were put in place to prevent helmet to helmet collisions. Watching the replay over and over, it really looked like Clark's only goal was to hit with his helmet and shoulder, he wasn't trying to wrap up the ball carrier at all. Screw what Phil Simms said about it being a clean tackle. That was a 'Lead-with-the-helmet' hit if I ever saw one. I think that if you are willing to hit someone like that, you need to be thrown out of the league. You are too dangerous to yourself and others to deserve the privilege to play in the NFL. I'm sorry, but when you are willing to end someones career as very well could have happened with that hit, you forfeit your rights to play. Even if my favorite player landed a hit like that, that's just uncalled for. At the very least, he should have been flagged for unnecessary roughness.

What is it about the underdog?

Here I am sitting in front of my big screen HDTV watching the Titans score their first touchdown against the Ravens and I find myself damn near booing the TV...then I realized something, at the beginning of the year when the Titans went 10-0 I was rooting for them. Hell, I wanted them to go all the way that early in the season. Why the sudden change in attitude? I then looked at the schedule for this weekend and realized something, in all the games this week I'm rooting for the underdog. I want Baltimore to topple top seeded Tennessee. I want the lowly Cardinals to pummel Carolina (and ultimately win the Super Bowl). I want Philly to crush New York (well, that's natural as my hatred of Eli Manning is far from a secret), and I want the Bolts to zap the Steelers (again, not too shocking as I don't want any team to get more super bowl rings than the team I root for...and there's a hint as to my team of choice). So, what is it about the underdog that gets me going? I guess it's the love of seeing cages get rattled. But here's the real kicker though...this seems to be a recurring theme with most people out there...everyone wants to see the champs fall. Always. Is it human nature to like to stir up trouble and break the norm or is it American nature? Either way...damn it Baltimore, get it in gear and it's time for me to grab another brew and a fist full of chips.

You know you're a douche bag when....

...you get this tattooed on yourself.



On and BTW...Nice Dino's Pizza tattoo DOUCHE!

The Candy Man

That's what J.T. O'Sullivan should be called, because anytime he's on the field he's sure to give up something sweet to the defense. Leading the NFL in interceptions thrown, leading the NFL in fumbles, worst passer rating in the 4th quarter in the NFL. It's time for the douchetastic coach Mike Nolan to change careers to something he can handle, like selling hot dogs in the stands (but first, put Shaun Hill in as starting QB, he was able to produce wins at the end of last year).

It's high time for some house cleaning in Ninerville...starting with new owners, a new front office, a new head coach, a new offensive cordinator (sorry Mike Martz, everyone knows how to defend your shit-hole scheme...pressure the QB because you never do anything to the outside to keep the D-line honest) and draft a real QB that plays in a pro-style offense in college (unlike Alex Smith).

Don't Blog In The Nude

As some of you know, Washington Redskins' douchetastic tight end Chris Cooley likes to blog. What you didn't know is HOW he likes to blog.

Yesterday afternoon Chris Cooley posts on his website a picture of himself studying the Redskins playbook IN THE NUDE!!! When Cooley realized he'd flashed his little rice kernel over the Internet, he apologized immediately: "All apologies from the website. … We did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident, and we regret not reviewing the post more closely."

Wait....Was this taken in the locker room? If so, nothing says "sausage fest" more than 250 lb football players sitting around nude studying their playbook.

For a look at the picture, I direct you here. It is a little NSFW, and I do mean little.

Source: Yahoo Sports

Like the 2000 Presidential Election....RIGGED!

Is it me? Or was the Chargers vs. Bronco's game COMPLETELY RIGGED?!?!!

In the first quarter of the game, FUMBLE by San Diego!!! Or was it?!?!?! Norv Turner challenged the play. TV replays showed San Diego's Chris Chambers elbow on the grass while he had possession of the football as Bronco's Champ Bailey was trying to strip it away. The ball would have been marked as down, but the replay booth's machinery just HAPPENED to malfunction. So how about using the TV replays? Nope, can't do that! The NFL Officials don't have access to that. After two minutes of bullshitting, the call on the field stood. Denver had the ball at the Chargers 29.

But wait....That's not all!

Late in the fourth quarter on the Chargers 1 yard line.....Jay Cutler showed off his butter finger skills and fumbles the ball, only to be scooped up by San Diego linebacker Tim Dobbins. Everyone knew it was a fumble. Even Jay Cutler agreed in his douchetastic voice, "Fumble, I think." The ref blew his whistle when the ball came out, ruling it as an incomplete pass. A review showed that it should have been ruled a fumble. Because instant replay rules are lame, they don’t allow the opponent to gain possession in such situations. My FAVORITE PART is when the Ref came out and said, "All we can do to fix it is put the ball at the spot that it hit the ground, which is why we moved it back to the 10-yard line and the down counts and it becomes third down." WTF??!?!

After that the Broncos scored, and did the two point conversion for the win.

Now do we really need more proof that the NFL is rigged? I mean seriously. This is about as rigged as the 2000 Presidential Election....Or American Idol.

Dumb Ass

Attention whore for the Cincinnati Bengals, Chad Johnson, has legally changed his name. He is now known as "Chad Javon Ocho Cinco". The attention whore can now proudly display "Ocho Cinco" on his jersey like he did two years ago before the kick off of a game.

I am honestly convinced that the NFL puts something in the water that they give to make their players have multiple personalities. First Deion Sanders, then Terell Owens, then Brett Favre, now Chad Johnson! WTF?!??!

When asked why he did it one of Chad Johnson's personalities said, "It’s something I don’t think anyone has ever done before. Have I ever had a reason for why I do what I do? I’m having fun." I know what you can do for fun Chad....Walk in front of a bus! Why not?

Source: Yahoo Sports