You know you're a douche bag when....

...you get this tattooed on yourself.



On and BTW...Nice Dino's Pizza tattoo DOUCHE!

The Candy Man

That's what J.T. O'Sullivan should be called, because anytime he's on the field he's sure to give up something sweet to the defense. Leading the NFL in interceptions thrown, leading the NFL in fumbles, worst passer rating in the 4th quarter in the NFL. It's time for the douchetastic coach Mike Nolan to change careers to something he can handle, like selling hot dogs in the stands (but first, put Shaun Hill in as starting QB, he was able to produce wins at the end of last year).

It's high time for some house cleaning in Ninerville...starting with new owners, a new front office, a new head coach, a new offensive cordinator (sorry Mike Martz, everyone knows how to defend your shit-hole scheme...pressure the QB because you never do anything to the outside to keep the D-line honest) and draft a real QB that plays in a pro-style offense in college (unlike Alex Smith).

Don't Blog In The Nude

As some of you know, Washington Redskins' douchetastic tight end Chris Cooley likes to blog. What you didn't know is HOW he likes to blog.

Yesterday afternoon Chris Cooley posts on his website a picture of himself studying the Redskins playbook IN THE NUDE!!! When Cooley realized he'd flashed his little rice kernel over the Internet, he apologized immediately: "All apologies from the website. … We did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident, and we regret not reviewing the post more closely."

Wait....Was this taken in the locker room? If so, nothing says "sausage fest" more than 250 lb football players sitting around nude studying their playbook.

For a look at the picture, I direct you here. It is a little NSFW, and I do mean little.

Source: Yahoo Sports