Time to start using protection

If the members of the Cleveland Browns would stop making out with each other, and learn to use protection, perhaps the staph infection that is currently running rampant for the last four years wouldn't even exist. According to Web M.D., staph infection is contracted by "casual contact". You naughty boys!

Wide Receiver Joe Jurevicius is the latest Cleveland Brown to have contracted the staph infection. Poor LeCharles Bentley is STILL trying return to the NFL from the staph infection he contracted back in 2006. The guy has been through THREE SURGERIES already!

Whatever the case may be, they need to have some medical experts look into this. Seriously. I really hope that no other of the Browns get infected with this, and that the ones that are battling this staph infection get a speedy recovery.