Please retire

Dear Junior Seau,

You are one of the greatest line backers and history. But you know what....I don't like you. Why?

I think it started out for me back in 2002 when the Chargers were going against the Raiders, and you made a bet with then KUSI Sportscaster C.S. Keys (a Raiders fan) that you would dye your hair blonde if you guys lost to the Raiders. Well no shocker, the Chargers DID lose, and did you hold up to your promise? No. Like a little girl, you cried and refused to have your hair dyed. Shortly there after, you then got traded to the Dolphins. After your dismal years in Miami, you announced your retirement to the world in 2006.

But I guess making money from your Seau's resturaunt in San Diego just isn't enough. So then being the money-grubbing wanker that you are, you come out of retirement to get on a "Super Bowl" team. Only bad thing is that in 2006, you hurt yourself. Then in 2007, I remember you crying and hold Bill Bellicheck's hand saying "thank you", but just when you think you are going to win the Super Bowl, you have your ass handed to you by captain douchebag himself: Eli Manning and the NY Giants.

Now its up in the air if you are going to return for your 19th Season in the NFL. Junior: do yourself, your team, your fans, and the NFL a favor....RETIRE! You are a cry baby wanker that should be staying at home on his couch in the fetal position sucking your thumb like your normally do.

Source: Boston.Com