Don't Blog In The Nude

As some of you know, Washington Redskins' douchetastic tight end Chris Cooley likes to blog. What you didn't know is HOW he likes to blog.

Yesterday afternoon Chris Cooley posts on his website a picture of himself studying the Redskins playbook IN THE NUDE!!! When Cooley realized he'd flashed his little rice kernel over the Internet, he apologized immediately: "All apologies from the website. … We did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn’t have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident, and we regret not reviewing the post more closely."

Wait....Was this taken in the locker room? If so, nothing says "sausage fest" more than 250 lb football players sitting around nude studying their playbook.

For a look at the picture, I direct you here. It is a little NSFW, and I do mean little.

Source: Yahoo Sports

Like the 2000 Presidential Election....RIGGED!

Is it me? Or was the Chargers vs. Bronco's game COMPLETELY RIGGED?!?!!

In the first quarter of the game, FUMBLE by San Diego!!! Or was it?!?!?! Norv Turner challenged the play. TV replays showed San Diego's Chris Chambers elbow on the grass while he had possession of the football as Bronco's Champ Bailey was trying to strip it away. The ball would have been marked as down, but the replay booth's machinery just HAPPENED to malfunction. So how about using the TV replays? Nope, can't do that! The NFL Officials don't have access to that. After two minutes of bullshitting, the call on the field stood. Denver had the ball at the Chargers 29.

But wait....That's not all!

Late in the fourth quarter on the Chargers 1 yard line.....Jay Cutler showed off his butter finger skills and fumbles the ball, only to be scooped up by San Diego linebacker Tim Dobbins. Everyone knew it was a fumble. Even Jay Cutler agreed in his douchetastic voice, "Fumble, I think." The ref blew his whistle when the ball came out, ruling it as an incomplete pass. A review showed that it should have been ruled a fumble. Because instant replay rules are lame, they don’t allow the opponent to gain possession in such situations. My FAVORITE PART is when the Ref came out and said, "All we can do to fix it is put the ball at the spot that it hit the ground, which is why we moved it back to the 10-yard line and the down counts and it becomes third down." WTF??!?!

After that the Broncos scored, and did the two point conversion for the win.

Now do we really need more proof that the NFL is rigged? I mean seriously. This is about as rigged as the 2000 Presidential Election....Or American Idol.