Vanderjagt plays in CFL. US relieved

Once named the most accurate kicker in the NFL, and after being cut by the Dallas Cowboys, Mike Vanderjagt returns to professional football to the only place that likes him: Canada.

Mike Vanderjagt has signed with the Toronto Argonauts, a team he use to play for back in the mid-80's before he left to go to the NFL for "fame and fortune". “When you fish and golf enough and you’re only 38 years old and you feel you can still do it. I miss the area and I miss my family and friends. It became a good opportunity, assuming Toronto wanted me, to be able to kick for a few more years," Mike Vanderjagt said in a press conference.

So I guess being called the "idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off a lot" by Peyton Manning, being cut by the Dallas Cowboys, and attending training camps with the Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs only no not get signed, and your depleting bank account; didn't make you want to go to Canada like a little baby? Riiiiight.

Source: Yahoo Sports

Tony Romo....Just stop.

Seriously. STOP! RIGHT NOW! Just because you are sleeping with one of the hottest pop singers out there (Jessica Simpson), DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN SING!

I would say I want to strangle Tony Romo, but no. He is just taking advantage of an opportunity that some jackass gave him. I mean who wouldn't want to sing during the 7th inning stretch of a pro baseball game? You know I have a feeling that Jessica Simpson's Dad, Joe Simpson, is behind this. He is responsible for the trash that his two daughters Jessica and Ashley put out!

DAMN YOU PAPA JOE! DAMN YOU!!!!

Source: Yahoo Sports

Romo and Simpson are married

I don't know if I should should laugh or puke. Rumor has it that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica, hot piece of ass but dumb as nails, Simpson are getting married. Tina Simpson, Jessica's mother is like her husband. She'll whore out her daughters as long as she get paid. So when TMZ.COM caught up her and Jessica leaving Chili's in Los Angeles, Tina Simpson opened up yapper and said that Tony and Jessica were married.

Awwww.

Then of course TMZ.COM stalked out Nick Lachey and asked him if its true. He then replied, "I don't give flying...." okay no he didn't. Nick said, "Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!"

God I hope either of them are sterile. There are ants that have higher IQ's than Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have the combined!

Nevertheless, if it is true. Congratulations to Tony and Jessica.

Source: azcentral.com

The NFL is Rigged (part 2)

As I stated boldly earlier, The NFL is rigged as proven by having Mannings win back to back Superbowls. What a crock! I don't want to get into it again, what I do want to get into is more evidence. Let's look at the Rams and the Titans. As the Los Angeles Rams, they were the joke of the NFL, much like the 49ers and Dolphins of today. You'd hear things like "Why are the rams like a tampon? They are only good for one period and they don't have a second string." Meanwhile, the then Oilers were always a team that you could never take lightly, but at the same time, they were never any threat to go all the way. Sorry, Moon, you'll always be considered one of my favorite quarterbacks in football, but you fumbled way too much (note, Warren Moon is the NFL fumble king). So, now you have two teams that good teams like the then Niners, Cowboys, Packers, Giants, Broncos, Dolphins, and the ungodly Bills (4 back to back superbowl appearances! GOOD GRAVY!) never really batted an eye at. So now we have the first thread of this conspiracy.

Fortunately, this one isn't as deep as some of the others, but still, for all you blind fans out there, OPEN YOUR EYES! Here's the second part. The midwest during the 80's and 90's didn't have any teams worth squat, and most of those moved away. The fans were starting to migrate to other sports like Baseball, Hockey, and Lacrosse. That's a lot of money that the NFL was looking at loosing, so in a brain buster move by the NFL, the Oilers and the Rams relocate to Tennessee and St. Louis respectively. Oilers in a place the NFL has never been, and the Rams to fill the hole the Cardinals left behind. Then the Oilers change their name the following season to the Titans, and then out of the blue, two chump teams filled with chump players suddenly become superstars and take over? I call Bull $#!t on this one. Look at those players stats after the short run both teams had, they were all a synchronized flash in the pan. That doesn't happen in real life, but it sure does if you are following a script.

Anyway, I hope that your eyes are starting to open more. I think it's time for me to start watching the CFL and Arena Football, bet those aren't scripted (or nearly as much so).

Sports Assassin!