Friday, March 28, 2008

Romo and Simpson are married

I don't know if I should should laugh or puke. Rumor has it that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica, hot piece of ass but dumb as nails, Simpson are getting married. Tina Simpson, Jessica's mother is like her husband. She'll whore out her daughters as long as she get paid. So when TMZ.COM caught up her and Jessica leaving Chili's in Los Angeles, Tina Simpson opened up yapper and said that Tony and Jessica were married.

Awwww.

Then of course TMZ.COM stalked out Nick Lachey and asked him if its true. He then replied, "I don't give flying...." okay no he didn't. Nick said, "Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!"

God I hope either of them are sterile. There are ants that have higher IQ's than Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have the combined!

Nevertheless, if it is true. Congratulations to Tony and Jessica.

Source: azcentral.com

1 comment:

Eric Roth said...

Bad news Cowboys fans if it's true, this means that Jessica will be at damned near all games. And we all know how well Tony performs when Jessica is in the stands (choke)