Cry me a river...

So I read an article today on NFL.COM, and was laughing my ass off. I immediately sent this article to my colleague Sports Assassin, and we both began almost pissing our pants in laughter.

Vince Young, are you REALLY that much of a pussy? You considered leaving the NFL after ONE YEAR of being in the NFL.?

"I really thought long and hard about it. There was so much going on with my family. It was crazy being an NFL quarterback. It wasn't fun anymore. All of the fun was out of it. All of the excitement was gone. All I was doing was worrying about things," Vince Young said.

WHAT THE FUCK??!?!!! Vince, buddy...You get paid MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to go to work with a bunch of friends, get coached my some old farts, look at hot chicks prancing around with pom poms, and throw an inflated ball of pig skin across a thick white line. How tough is that? You were also the Madden Cover Boy in your rookie year, that is AMAZING!!!

"My teammates helped lift me out of it. I prayed really hard. And I began to focus on God's calling for me. Play football. Be a role model."

Well at least your team came to your rescue and slapped some sense into, instead of slapping you on the ass with their towels. I really hope this is the last of you crying, Vince. After all, you HAVE BEEN a cry baby all your life.


Source: NFL.COM