Cry me a river...

So I read an article today on NFL.COM, and was laughing my ass off. I immediately sent this article to my colleague Sports Assassin, and we both began almost pissing our pants in laughter.

Vince Young, are you REALLY that much of a pussy? You considered leaving the NFL after ONE YEAR of being in the NFL.?

"I really thought long and hard about it. There was so much going on with my family. It was crazy being an NFL quarterback. It wasn't fun anymore. All of the fun was out of it. All of the excitement was gone. All I was doing was worrying about things," Vince Young said.

WHAT THE FUCK??!?!!! Vince, buddy...You get paid MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to go to work with a bunch of friends, get coached my some old farts, look at hot chicks prancing around with pom poms, and throw an inflated ball of pig skin across a thick white line. How tough is that? You were also the Madden Cover Boy in your rookie year, that is AMAZING!!!

"My teammates helped lift me out of it. I prayed really hard. And I began to focus on God's calling for me. Play football. Be a role model."

Well at least your team came to your rescue and slapped some sense into, instead of slapping you on the ass with their towels. I really hope this is the last of you crying, Vince. After all, you HAVE BEEN a cry baby all your life.


Source: NFL.COM

The NFL needs more money

Commissioner Roger Goodell is letting everyone know that the NFL means business and is therefore going to start fining teams that has players were suspended for disciplinary reasons.

Goodell says:

“We want to continue to emphasize personal conduct and personal responsibility. One way to do it is to hold teams responsible for the conduct of their players."

So what happens if an NFL team doesn't suspend their players for disciplinary reasons? Does that mean they don't need pay the fine to the NFL? Also how much is the fine going to be? Will it be minimal like the fine that Bill Belichick received for spying on another team?

Source: Yahoo Sports

Tony Romo....Just stop.

Seriously. STOP! RIGHT NOW! Just because you are sleeping with one of the hottest pop singers out there (Jessica Simpson), DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN SING!

I would say I want to strangle Tony Romo, but no. He is just taking advantage of an opportunity that some jackass gave him. I mean who wouldn't want to sing during the 7th inning stretch of a pro baseball game? You know I have a feeling that Jessica Simpson's Dad, Joe Simpson, is behind this. He is responsible for the trash that his two daughters Jessica and Ashley put out!

DAMN YOU PAPA JOE! DAMN YOU!!!!

Source: Yahoo Sports

More proof that NFL players get paid too much

Chicago Bears kicker Robbie Gould has become the highest paid kicker in the NFL. Robbie Gould has agreed to a five year, $15.5 million deal (which includes a $4.25 million signing bonus) on Monday with Duh Bears (that was a mis-type but it made me laugh so I am leaving it). His deal with Duh Bears (nah that was on purpose) is good until 2013.

Wow a $15.5 million contract just to kick a FUCKING BALL! That's all this guy does is kick a ball. He isn't going to get tackled, on purpose at least. This guy has it easy. I am sure he is sitting on his yacht in the Caribbean right now, sipping on a martini with his pinky out, laughing at Duh Bears management.